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Burg Studio · Wire Service · 2026-08-29

Trump says U.S. has entered deal with Venezuela to take cont

Sources confirm this is still, somehow, happening.

THE WIRE · 2026-08-29

Trump says U.S. has entered deal with Venezuela to take control of 65 billion barrels of oil reserves.

A spokesman confirmed the thing that happened did, in fact, happen.

AND YET

Someone leaked a memo about the leak.

Sources confirm this is still, somehow, happening.