Burg Studio · Wire Service · 2026-09-03
Shopping to bar-hopping
Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.
THE WIRE · 2026-09-03
Shopping to bar-hopping: USS Abraham Lincoln sailors unwind in Thailand after 250-day voyage.
Three analysts nodded. None had been asked to.
AND YET
Markets reacted, then un-reacted, then asked to be left alone.
Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.