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Burg Studio · Wire Service · 2026-09-29

OpenAI scraps rollout of new model over safety concerns

Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.

THE WIRE · 2026-09-29

OpenAI scraps rollout of new model over safety concerns.

A spokesman confirmed the thing that happened did, in fact, happen.

AND YET

Someone leaked a memo about the leak.

Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.