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Burg Studio · Wire Service · 2026-10-28

Watch: What happens now after close vote in Israeli election

#world#satire

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THE WIRE · 2026-10-28

Watch: What happens now after close vote in Israeli election?.

Three analysts nodded. None had been asked to.

BY AFTERNOON

Someone leaked a memo about the leak.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten by Thursday.

← EarlierCuriosity Blog, Sols 5043-5049Later →‘Now we have the information’

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