Burg Studio · Wire Service · 2026-11-03
US strikes Iran ahead of midterm elections
Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.
THE WIRE · 2026-11-03
US strikes Iran ahead of midterm elections.
A spokesman confirmed the thing that happened did, in fact, happen.
AND YET
Markets reacted, then un-reacted, then asked to be left alone.
Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.