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Burg Studio · Wire Service · 2026-11-03

US strikes Iran ahead of midterm elections

Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.

THE WIRE · 2026-11-03

US strikes Iran ahead of midterm elections.

A spokesman confirmed the thing that happened did, in fact, happen.

AND YET

Markets reacted, then un-reacted, then asked to be left alone.

Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.