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Burg Studio · Wire Service · 2026-11-05

Hong Kong activist Joshua Wong sentenced to 10 years in pris

Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.

THE WIRE · 2026-11-05

Hong Kong activist Joshua Wong sentenced to 10 years in prison.

An emergency meeting was scheduled, then rescheduled, then catered.

THE TURN

Markets reacted, then un-reacted, then asked to be left alone.

Analysts remain calm. Analysts are paid to remain calm.