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Burg Studio · Cosmic Beat · 2026-08-24

What Lake Bonneville Left Behind

#space#satire#cosmic

The cosmos noted your concern and kept expanding.

THE COSMIC DESK · 2026-08-24

What Lake Bonneville Left Behind.

Astronomers adjusted a decimal and called it a Tuesday.

AND YET

The light left that star before Fredericksburg had a Costco.

The cosmos noted your concern and kept expanding.

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