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Cosmic Beat2026-07-16

Ontario Wildfire Smoke Moves East

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-15

Heat Dome Broils the Western U.S

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-14

Fans of the Arctic

This is normal, astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-13

QAIAx Clinical Trial

The cosmos noted your concern and kept expanding.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-12

For nearly five decades, psychologist Francine Patterson tau

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-11

SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches for 35th time, hauls Starlin

This is normal, astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-10

Where Venezuela’s Earthquakes Shifted the Ground

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-09

Super Typhoon Bavi

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-08

Cottonwood Fire Chars Utah

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-07

The World Cup From 250 Miles Up

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-06

An island of calm at the violent heart of the galaxy

The cosmos noted your concern and kept expanding.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-05

Planned 1.7 million satellites 'devastating' for astronomy

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-04

How to find Uranus this week, the hardest planet I've ever t

The cosmos noted your concern and kept expanding.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-03

SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches 24 Starlink satellites from

This is normal, astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-02

LSST begins full operations with key contributions from Japa

The cosmos noted your concern and kept expanding.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-07-01

Cosmic eruption caught in the act by submillimeter array's n

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-30

The rise of space AI might explain the Fermi paradox

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-28

'Logan's Run' at 50

The cosmos noted your concern and kept expanding.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-27

Uranus, Neptune may be magma worlds, not ice giants

The cosmos noted your concern and kept expanding.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-26

Watch live: Rocket Lab launching 'Ten Owl of Ten' mission fo

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-25

A Turquoise Tint for the Black Sea

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-24

NASA Names Sean Gallagher as Chief Information Officer

Gravity remains undefeated.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-24

Curiosity Blog, Sols 4927

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-23

Rising Waters Swamp Lake Naivasha

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-22

Mars-like conditions fail to kill some Earth pathogens, expe

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-21

Sonic booms from meteors can release the energy of hundreds

This is normal astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-20

A private company will build and launch NASA's next Mars orb

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-19

Tropical Storm Arthur

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-18

El Niño Is Underway

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-17

NASA discussing bold mission to boost Swift space telescope

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-16

Watch SpaceX Dragon cargo capsule head home to Earth today

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-14

South African telescope detects record‑breaking signal from

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-13

Meet REMORA: The autonomous space fleet built to tag and track asteroids

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-12

World Cup Fever in Guadalajara

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-11

Air Pollution’s Daily Pulse Over the Northeast

This is normal astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-10

Tyndall’s Trail of Bergs

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-09

San Francisco’s Metropolitan Mosaic

This is normal astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-08

Mysterious signals keep coming from space: Astronomers find their 'Rosetta stone'

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-07

Elon Musk To Attend ASML's Private Tech Event To Discuss Terafab Project

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-06

Going supersonic! NASA's X-59 jet breaks sound barrier for the 1st time

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-05

Fighting Fire With Fire

This is normal astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-04

A Moonlit Earth as Seen From Artemis II

This is normal astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-03

Typhoon Jangmi

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-02

Fire’s Footprint on Santa Rosa Island

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-06-01

A natural chemistry laboratory in protostar shock waves

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-31

Is extracting oxygen from lunar soil the future of space exploration?

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-30

NASA Awards Contract for Johnson Space Center Infrastructure

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-26

Jaclyn Kagey Shapes Humanity’s Return to the Moon

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-25

Live coverage: SpaceX to launch 29 Starlink satellites on a Falcon 9 rocket from Cape Canaveral

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-24

China reveals 3-person Shenzhou 23 crew, including Hong Kong's 1st astronaut

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-23

SpaceX just launched Starship V3 — its most powerful megarocket yet — into space for the 1st time in spectacular Flight 12 test (video)

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-22

Tornado Draws a Jagged Line in Mississippi

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-21

New Eruption in the Bismarck Sea

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Smile mission lifts off to reveal Earth's invisible shield against solar wind.
Cosmic Beat2026-05-19

Smile mission lifts off to reveal Earth's invisible shield against solar wind.

Earth's invisible shield was previously suspected, but only with smile.

#space#esa#satire
Cosmic Beat2026-05-19

Smile lifts off on quest to reveal Earth’s invisible shield against the solar wind

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-18

Watch NASA's new Mars helicopter rotor break the speed of sound (video)

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-17

NASA Science, Cargo Launch on 34th SpaceX Resupply Mission to Station

This is normal astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-16

Picturing Earth in a New Light

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-15

Astrophotographer captures remarkable view of galactic 'Eyes' with backyard telescope

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-14

Ice Moves Out of Aniak

This is normal astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-13

Study identifies geysers the JUICE mission could explore on Ganymede

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-12

New model finds the lower size limit for habitable exoplanets

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-11

Google tweaks Chrome AI privacy wording, insists processing stays on-device

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-10

NASA’s SpaceX 34th Commercial Resupply Mission Overview

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-09

Tracy Arm’s Post-Tsunami Landscape

The universe has filed no complaints.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-08

A Sea of Spinning Clouds

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-07

On the ground or in the atmosphere? Swarm satellites help characterize and pinpoint destructive events

Peer review pending.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-06

Ahuachapán and Its Restive Neighbors

This is normal astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-05

I grew up with parents who said they loved me but were never around, and the hardest part wasn’t the absence, it’s that I’ve spent my entire adult life mistaking inconsistency for love, choosing partners who disappear and reappear on their own schedule, and only now, at almost 40, am I realizing the pattern was set long before I had any say in it

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-04

'It was quite a light show!' NASA astronaut spies dramatic fireball from the International Space Station (photos)

This is normal astronomically speaking.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-03

Voyager 2 sends postcard.

13 billion miles. One word.

#space#satire#cosmic
Cosmic Beat2026-05-03

'It was quite a light show!' NASA astronaut spies dramatic fireball from the International Space Station (photos)

Halley's comet was unavailable for comment.

#space#satire#cosmic
Astronomers have traced the origin of cosmic buckyballs.
Cosmic Beat2026-05-03

Astronomers have traced the origin of cosmic buckyballs.

We are floating on a rock, naming things buckyballs, and calling it science. Bless.

#space#satire#cosmic#science

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Open #3272

Time Change

All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.

All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.