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The 45 Minute Mile2026-06-24

The Honda Civic That Achieved Enlightenment Before Reaching the Lowe's

A left turn into Central Park decays into a multi-hour spiritual event, and VDOT calls it a feature.

#route-3#central-park#traffic#vdot#fredericksburg#the-45-minute-mile
The 45-Minute Mile: one mile, forty-five minutes, all of it on I-95.
The 45 Minute Mile2026-05-21

The 45-Minute Mile: one mile, forty-five minutes, all of it on I-95.

G. Washington's Commute. One mile from Stafford to Exit 130. Forty-five minutes. The odyssey begins.

#local#burg#satire#i-95#traffic#stafford#exit-130#commute
The 45-Minute Mile: Steakhouse Chaos. A free ribeye coupon hits Route 3. Everyone loses.
The 45 Minute Mile2026-05-21

The 45-Minute Mile: Steakhouse Chaos. A free ribeye coupon hits Route 3. Everyone loses.

G. Washington's Coupon Run. A free steak notification fires. The cows arrive. The window closes.

#local#burg#satire#route-3#steakhouse#durangos#falmouth#coupon
The 45-Minute Mile: Costco Edition. $400 later, and she's finally reached daylight.
The 45 Minute Mile2026-05-21

The 45-Minute Mile: Costco Edition. $400 later, and she's finally reached daylight.

G. Washington's Bulk Buy. From the parking lot to the receipt check — forty-five minutes, four hundred dollars, one spinach dip standoff.

#local#burg#satire#costco#spotsylvania#shopping#samples

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Launchpad

It does come at the cost of some launchpad expansions and increased fuel requirements, but that all comes out of the facility's budget.

It does come at the cost of some launchpad expansions and increased fuel requirements, but that all comes out of the facility's budget.